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        <title>New Shiny Toy!</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=185</link>
               <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ I got a new shiny toy today: <a href="http://imaging.nikon.com/products/imaging/lineup/digitalcamera/slr/d60/index.htm" target="_blank">A Nikon D60 dSLR</a>!<br>
<br>
And of course, I immediately put it to good use by <a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=185'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>Holy shit</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=184</link>
               <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.khuffie.com/file.php?fid=67">The furminator brush is awesome!</a> I stopped because I was getting bored. More hair was coming out!<a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=184'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>Recipes</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=183</link>
               <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ I finally got bored enough to type up the <a href="http://www.khuffie.com/content.php?contentid=15">recipes</a> I had lying around in tiny pieces of paper I got from my uncle the last time I was in Kuwait. Except for the hummus recipe, which I got from my brother. It's the only one I tried, so<a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=183'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>Blah</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=182</link>
               <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ Blah.<a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=182'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>Nice subject line for spam</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=181</link>
               <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ "Update your Penis"<br>
<br>
I like to look through my spam folder from time to time for gems like that. It's Penis 2.0! Now with less bugs and has double the uptime of Penis 1.0!<a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=181'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>Twice in Three Days</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=180</link>
               <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ Getting stood up is fun!<br>
<br>
< /sarcasm><a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=180'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>Best Spam Ever</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=179</link>
               <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.khuffie.com/file.php?fid=66" target="_blank">Gee, thanks...</a>.<br>
<br>
Update: I got another one. What a nice day to start the week.<br>
Update 2: And another! That's 3 so far.<a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=179'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>Sadly, the $10 lap dance is not included</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=178</link>
               <pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ I just thought <a href="http://www.khuffie.com/file.php?fid=65">this</a> is the best lunch special I've seen so far. Not that I'd ever eat at a place like that. Or go into a place like that for that matter.<a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=178'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>BLARGH! Is my contact lens stuck under my eyelid?</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=177</link>
               <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ So, funny story: today I was putting in my contact lenses as I do so every morning. I put in the right lens and thought everything was fine and dandy. However, after putting in my left lens I realized things were still blurry out of my right eye...the hell? Did the lens fall off? I searched around<a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=177'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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        <title>Fun with tablet PCs!</title>
               <link>http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=176</link>
               <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
               <description> <![CDATA[ Khuffie says:<br>
t wonder if I car write in script? <br>
Amanda says:<br>
lol<br>
Khuffie says:<br>
holy shift it recognized it <br>
Amanda says:<br>
:P<br>
Khuffie says:<br>
shirt <br>
Amanda says:<br>
:p<br>
Khuffie says:<br>
it has trouble with snit<br>
Amanda<a href='http://www.khuffie.com/fullnews.php?newsid=176'>....[read more]</a> ]]> </description>
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