Nice subject line for spam
Wednesday04June
"Update your Penis"
I like to look through my spam folder from time to time for gems like that. It's Penis 2.0! Now with less bugs and has double the uptime of Penis 1.0!
Twice in Three Days
Wednesday28May
Getting stood up is fun!
< /sarcasm>
Best Spam Ever
Monday26May
Gee, thanks....
Update: I got another one. What a nice day to start the week.
Update 2: And another! That's 3 so far.
Sadly, the $10 lap dance is not included
Wednesday21May
I just thought this is the best lunch special I've seen so far. Not that I'd ever eat at a place like that. Or go into a place like that for that matter.
BLARGH! Is my contact lens stuck under my eyelid?
Thursday15May
So, funny story: today I was putting in my contact lenses as I do so every morning. I put in the right lens and thought everything was fine and dandy. However, after putting in my left lens I realized things were still blurry out of my right eye...the hell? Did the lens fall off? I searched around on the sink, the counter, the floor, the garbage...couldn't find nada! Is it stuck under my eyelid? I try to look and poke around, can't find anything either. Heck, I can't *feel* anything stuck under my eyelid...so after spending half an hour searching for it, I decide to say screw it and put on my glasses and go to work. I'm almost 100% positive it fell off (and likely went right down the sink), but figured just in case there's a 1% chance it's still stuck under my eyelid it'll fall off throughout the day.
I hate wearing glasses though! I have no peripheral vision, and we have nerf wars at work so I can't see anyone sneaking up at me now...I'm defenseless! HELP!
Fun with tablet PCs!
Monday14April
Khuffie says:
t wonder if I car write in script?
Amanda says:
lol
Khuffie says:
holy shift it recognized it
Amanda says:
:P
Khuffie says:
shirt
Amanda says:
:p
Khuffie says:
it has trouble with snit
Amanda says:
roflmao
Khuffie says:
shift damnit!
Khuffie says:
SHIT
Amanda says:
^^
Khuffie says:
shit
Khuffie says:
shit
Khuffie says:
finally!
Stolen from the internets
Tuesday08April
Stolen from the internets:
DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
Fix for "The file you selected is not a valid image file"
Sunday06April
If you have MSN and tried to add a custom emoticon, you may get the above error. After searching high and low for fixes to the problem and finding none, I finally figured it out!
See, the problem occurs when (for some reason) your Windows account has no read/write access to the folder where MSN stores its emoticons. The folder is the following directory:
"C:\Documents and Settings\%userprofile%\Local Settings\Application Data\Microsoft\Messenger".
Browse to that folder in Windows Explorer and follow this guide from Microsoft to give yourself access.
Voila!
Brawl!
Sunday09March
I just picked up Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii today. Man, it reminded me of the good ol' times we used to have in highschool where we'd get together at a friends place, order in and play Smash Bros. all night.
I can't wait to go to back home in April.
Massive Fire in Toronto!
Wednesday20February
I was far away from it but I know the area. Some striking pictures here.
